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Now here's one of those warmfuzzy, feelgood, takes-you-back-to-your-childhood quizzes!
1. There are 7 people trapped in an elevator. Which one are you most likely to be?
The one whose stomach growling annoys everyone. The one who can't shut up. The one desperately trying to pretend no one else is around. The simpleton who doesn't realise they're stuck in a lift. The one who's about to cry coz this is the last straw of your bad day. The one comforting the one about to cry. The one freaking out that they'll run out of air and die.
2. Suddenly the lights go out! What do you do?
Sit in the corner and catnap. Grunt your disapproval and hunt around in your pocket for a mint. Cry! Console the crying one and offer the grunting one a Mentos. Say, "Hey, the lights went out!" Suggest idea after idea on how to get out. Scream. Like a girl. A little girl.
3. You hear a clunking and chugging coming from below. What do you think it is?
It's probably rescuers! You don't notice. You're too busy trying to pry the doors open with your bare hands to save everyone. Probably a big hairy monster. Bwahaha. Whatever it is, it's got a good beat. Doesn't matter. Things couldn't get any worse today. You think you smell cheeseburgers. It could be the kitchen staff! The mechanisms are failing! You're all gonna die!!
4. Suddenly you smell smoke!
There's a fire in the building! That means firemen are coming to get you out! Fire! Fire! We're gonna burn to death! *writing a song to go with that beat* What smoke? Still workin' on those doors. Oh no, this means your allergies are gonna start-- AHCHOO! Definitely the kitchen. "Sorry. Heh. Had beans for lunch."
5. The emergency phone rings!
"See? I told you someone's coming for us!" "What if it's a priest with our last rites?" "I'll get it!" "Mommy?" AH-CHOOOOO! "Can we order room service?" "Heh. Your last supper!"
6. It's the rescue team! There's been a fire in the building and they're working on getting you guys out now! How do you feel now?
You're still concerned they might not get to you in time You give everyone big hugs You lead a cheer! You check to make sure that everyone's smiling Grunt your approval and hunt for another mint Ask the grunter for a mint Relieved! You sit down and patiently wait.
7. Two hours later and still not rescued... What now?
You try to pry open the ceiling hatch You're annoying everyone by humming your newly-penned song You're standing under the guy trying to pry open the hatch "I knew it." *mutter mutter* You can still hear the kitchen staff downstairs You're reassuring everyone that things will be all right You've got your ear to the walls, listening out for the rescuers
8. At last! You're out! What are you gonna go do now?
You're exhausted! Time to go sleep and dream about never getting into a lift again. Go watch "Cube" at the cinema Trying to psyche everyone up into going for pizza together Going home. What else? Take the elevator down to the kitchen Start the long walk home Walk your new friend home.