What Drink Are You?

1. Good evening. How are you on this wonderful night?

Why, wonderful indeed!
As plucky as a roast duck!
Enough about me. Let's talk about you.
Wouldn't you like to know?
Same old, but loving it.
Inspired! Motivated! Zig Ziglar, look out!
I'm all right. How about yourself?
I'll have to get back to you on that one.

2. So what did you do today?

Solved 3 tough problems and donated money to charity.
Wrote a poem about how beautiful life is.
Made the bed, patched up a holey sock and called an old friend.
Bought a new mobile phone/shoes/jacket.
Bummed around on the net. Redesigned my site. Yeah.
Spent 3 hours at the gym!
Wrote a really long entry in my diary/journal/blog.
Visited powersugoi.net (hehe)

3. I heard you bought a book today. What did you get?

One of those "Harry Potter" books.
One of those "living a beautiful life" books.
One of those "Chicken Soup..." books.
One of those "investing in stocks" books.
One of those "how to draw manga" books.
One of those "artsy photography" books.
One of those "self-empowerment" books.
One of those "learn a new language" books.

4. Someone was badmouthing you the other day...

Ha ha, very funny. I know what you're up to!
Any publicity's good publicity!
What a jerk! He said the same thing about YOU today!
Pfft, I know! Can you really expect any better of her?
Oh, that [insert longwinded insult here]? I'm so over her.
I'll kick his ass!
Not worth worrying about. Believe you me.
Haha, that's cool. I was just badmouthing him too!

5. So what was that thing you mentioned yesterday?

Just some comic I saw on special
Oh yeah! My brother got some really cute toy for me when he went on holiday!
This gorgeous plush doll I'm getting for my baby cousin.
These really cool forums with loads of interesting topics!
I just read this excellent story that I wanted you to check out.
I'm applying for a new job!!
I found a site that could help you with that PHP project of yours.
There's this site where you can get your picture drawn!

6. Hey, I'm having a party on Friday night. Wanna come?

Will it be as good as the last one?
Can I bring... a friend?
Do you need help... setting up?
Can I come... naked?
No, seriously. I want to come naked!
No, I don't mean it like that!!
Sure. I'll bring the meat. I have lots.
Fine. I'll wear a loin cloth.

7. Err... right...

Whaaat? I haven't told anyone about the shampoo bottle! *cough*
But he can stick a spoon up his nose and pull it out his ear!
But I'm really good... Really REALLY good...
What, don't think I have the balls? ;)
I'll use purple paint this time! I swear!
I'll make it worth your while... *wink wink*
And I won't bring Larry this time.
Streamers. Think about it.

8. There's gonna be a video night at my place tonight too. You're invited, of course. Any suggestions?

Old "AstroBoy" episodes?
"Fight Club"?
"Thelma & Louise"?
"Jawbreaker"!
"BASEketball"?
"The Matrix"
Have a "Buffy" night?
"Ali G" episodes!

9. Hey, what were you fighting with that person about the other day?

He told a secret I told him to keep.
She's always so depressing, so I told her to cheer up, and she got mad!
He always breaks my things and never even says sorry!
I'd had enough of her bitchy threats.
He doesn't respect me for who I am.
She keeps trying to get me to take drugs.
He was badmouthing one of my good friends.
She's always trying to tell me what to do!

10. Wow... Well, it was nice talking to you again!

See you tonight!
Wanna come ice-skating tomorrow?
Give me a call sometime. We have so much to catch up on!
I'll call you sometime. We have so much to catch up on!
Chotto soko made!
See you Friday!
*smiles* *waves*
*gives thumbs up*